“Please enter the following information and we will send you a free Official Albuquerque Visitors Guide & Vacation Planner. It contains all you need to know about what events, attractions, dining, and shopping is available in the Albuquerque area. We will not send you anything except the Official Visitors Guide and Vacation Planner.”
“Those requesting information that reside outside the United States are asked to reformat their address in one of the comment sections below.”
The information kit includes:
In the form, they are asking “Is There Anything Else You Need?”, I should have asked for a calendar, a notepad maybe, and why not some pens if they have them with their logo. But I only thought of these after I submitted my request. Why don’t you try to do that?
“The trade which can lift peoples out of poverty is assailed from many directions. A motley assortment of protectionists and anti-capitalists use every argument they can lay their hands on to protect their interests. From the CAP to ‘food miles,’ the effect is to deny poorer people the chance to gain wealth by selling us what they produce. Those who embrace free trade as an instrument of good can now express their support for poorer peoples by proclaiming an intention to buy their produce.
The coolest wristwear in town simply declares “I BUY GOODS FROM POORER COUNTRIES.” The bands are available from the Adam Smith Institute, and they are free. E-mail us (wristband@adamsmith.org) with a mailing address and we’ll send you one.”
I am not comfortable with sending my address out in an email, but if you are, check the website: Free trade wristwear.
“It is estimated that 2% of the world’s population suffers from some degree of trichotillomania. People with trich may pull hair from their scalp, arms, legs, eyelash, eyebrows, stomach, armpits, and pubic areas. Sufferer’s of Trichotillomania often feel isolated and angry because they feel like they are alone in the world, and are shamed of their hair loss. I would like you to find out more about Trichotillomania, so we are giving you the chance of getting a free Trichotillomania Awareness information kit mailed to you at no charge. Also to thank you for your interest in finding more out about the disorder, Trichotillomania Awareness will send you a free gift.
Register for your free information kit, and we will give you 3 free glow sticks as a gift from us. These glow sticks represent that even when the world around you seems dark, and you feel depressed, that is always hope, and light..
Because of high demand, and limited funds please limit yourself to only one information kit please.
Because we ship information kits in bulk to save on costs, it may take some time before your information kit and gift are shipped, thank you for your understanding.”
Free information kit about trichotillomania and gift.
[Thanks to Veronica B. for suggesting this freebie. :-]
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